Stabbing someone is quick, easy, and fun. But everybody knows that to really kill someone, you want to twist the dagger once it’s inside. But who has the time and energy to do that, body after body, night after night? I mean, you could get carpel tunnel from all of that wrist action!
Fortunately, Tony Marfione has a solution: the Jagdkommando Integral Tri-Dagger Fixed Blade Knife, an incredible piece of work that combines three – count ‘em, three! – blades into one twisting spiral of death. God, this thing is beautiful.
It’s currently out of stock, but you can sign up to be notified as soon as one if available for sale. And seriously, why wouldn’t you?
(via Gizmodo, who clearly lack any sense of fun, adventure, or aesthetics.)