previously, on The Vampire Diaries…
Also, this happened.
Galen Vaughn: Top o’ the morning to ya laddie! How be those wee vervain-soaked ropes treatin’ ya?
Damon Salvatore: Kinda itchy, but no worse than the ones Elena uses to tie me to the-
Galen Vaughn: Ah yes, wee Elena, born a doppelganger, recently turned vampire, pot o’ gold between the bow of her legs.
Damon Salvatore: So you’re the one that’s been peeking in through her windows at night! Huh, now I feel all bad about breaking Matt’s shins.
Galen Vaughn: Aye! I’a been spyin’ on the lot o’ ya! There’s Damon, who may not be as evil as he wishes everyone to believe, and Elena, who could charm the pants off a snake, and bonnie Bonnie, the witch, and …
- Thirty Minutes of Exposition Later -
Damon Salvatore: Oh Jesus, just kill me already.
Galen Vaughn: Not until I finish me Lucky Charms!
Damon Salvatore: Say, that’s a nice magic tattoo!
Galen Vaughn: Why thank ye laddie! Would ye believe that it just showed up out o’ the blue a few days ago?
Damon Salvatore: Oh yeah, that must have been due to the vampire genocide we committed a couple of episodes ago.
Galen Vaughn: What’s this now? I thought you were a vampire?
Damon Salvatore: Hos before bros, dude. Little Damon needs his fun, too.
The Lady of the Manor: Fun fact: Irish hunters have an additional super power … the power to make panties explode.
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