Previously, on Teen Wolf…
- Beacon Hills High School – Locker Room of Lycanthropy -
Everyone: We’re number one! We’re number one! We’re number one!
Allison Argent: Hi Scott! Your prowess at lacrosse has convinced me to give you another shot at getting into my pants!
Scott McCall: :-D
Jackson Whittemore: And if you make me a werewolf, I’ll help!
Danny: I forgive you for everything, Scott.!
Thomas: Is too lazy to go look up whatever it is Danny is supposed to be forgiving Scott for.
The Lights: Go out.
Scott McCall: D-:
Derek Hale: Brood!
Scott McCall: Oh thank god! I thought it was-
Peter Hale: Hi Scott!
Scott McCall: That. Yeah, that’s what I thought it was.
Peter Hale: Lacrosse is stupid! Werewolves should play basketball!
Subtle 80′s Movie Reference: Is subtle.
Peter Hale: Anyway, I have a long list of people to kill, and I’d like your help doing it!
Scott McCall: But you’re a crazy madman!
Derek Hale: He’s just misunderstood!
Scott McCall: You’re not helping!
Peter Hale: Anyway, I want you to see this through my eyes.
Scott McCall: I don’t want to try and think like you!
Peter Hale: No, I mean I want to give you a psychic vision of when my family was burned to death by hunters, by stabbing you with my magic memory-implanting claws.
Scott McCall: …fuck this show.
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