This week on the web brings you Kato Vision ™, new pictures of Spider-Man and Captain America, Google’s guide to the internet, the tea party, and more!
Introducing: Kato Vision!: This single clip has convinced me to go see this The Green Hornet. It’s kinda-sorta reminiscent of the slow-mo fighting from 300, mixed in with Steven Seagal Vision ™ from Steven Seagal: Lawman.
First look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man; new image of Captain America: Well, it certainly does look like Spider-Man. I think I can get on board with this. I don’t know it the image of Captain America is supposed to be from the 40s or not, but I hope this isn’t the modern, sleek suit. Because it is neither.
The high school Batman cartoon that never was: I’m not much for animated shows, but wow would I watch the hell out of this.
Smallville teaser poster: I might honestly
download tune in for the episode where Clark finally becomes Superman, so I guess these posters are doing their job.
New Red Riding Hood poster: This Fiancee will be taking me to this, so I guess these posters are doing their job, too.
Alternate Lord of the Rings ending saves a whole lot of trouble: Gandalf knows giant eagles. This whole thing should have taken like thirty minutes.
The Animatronic Hulk that could have saved Ang Lee’s film: Now this thing is cool. We’ve made some fantastic advances in CGI, but I still love animatronics and puppets. I would watch this in a heartbeat.
Spartan Fett helmet: Two great tastes that taste great together.
Japanese woman explains Titanic: It so cold. So cold. (via John Myers)
20 things I learned: A Google-written guide to some of the terms and technology behind today’s internet.
Coolest chameleon ever: Your weekly dose of squee.
Autism / Vaccine link was a scam to make money: From the “color me shocked, shocked I say” files, the lying asshole whose lies led to the deaths of children lied so that he could make money.
Fuck You performed in sign language: This is the Cee Lo Green song, not the Lilly Allen one. But the performance is amazing. (via Katie Beth Ainslie)
Pranksters dye Canadian river bright green: This is kinda pretty, actually.
Wandering mummy terrorizes Texas neighborhood: Because why not?
An orange alligator: This doesn’t technically qualify as squee, since it’s covered in scales, so I’m tossing it in here.
Arizona: a look at a Tea Party controlled state: The Tea Party leadership has done something amazing: they’ve convinced thousands, maybe millions of people to vote against their own self-interest. Arizona provides a glimpse at what America might look like if the Tea Party takes over: crumbling infrastructure, hemorrhaging jobs, foreclosures, and a bankrupt government. (via Roger Ebert)