Some Girl: Hi! I have the fashion sense of a blind hobo!
The Gay Guy: You stupid bitch!
The No Really I’m Still A Teenager Woman: You need to (vaguely sexual synonym for flaunt) your (least horrifying characteristic)!
The Hair Stylist: Hey girl! I’m going to give you the same hair cut I give everybody!
The Makeup Lady: Jesus, I have to make *that* attractive? Fuck.
Some Girl: Wow! Now that I no longer dress in the tattered rags left behind by a burn victim, I’m super hot!
Some Girl’s Friends: Hey! Now that Some Girl dresses in an age- and gender- appropriate fashion, who’s going to make us feel better about ourselves?