Some Girl: Hi! I have the fashion sense of a blind hobo!
The Gay Guy: You stupid bitch!
The No Really I’m Still A Teenager Woman: You need to (vaguely sexual synonym for flaunt) your (least horrifying characteristic)!
The Hair Stylist: Hey girl! I’m going to give you the same hair cut I give everybody!
The Makeup Lady: Jesus, I have to make *that* attractive? Fuck.
Some Girl: Wow! Now that I no longer dress in the tattered rags left behind by a burn victim, I’m super hot!
Some Girl’s Friends: Hey! Now that Some Girl dresses in an age- and gender- appropriate fashion, who’s going to make us feel better about ourselves?





The part that I wish they would show is when the girl rips her family and friends apart for saying such nasty things about her and her fashion sense (behind her back) on tape. Cuz that gotta hurt. Do you think they make them sign something before airing the tape?
Now who will her friends invite out to fill the role of the “ugly” friend? This show is creating problems LOL!
Hi Jagna18 :-)
I know, right? The people that sign people up for that show are kind of horrible.
Hi Ashley :-)
I guarantee that a lot of the “friends” who sign people up for this show regret it for just that reason.
Ugh, my mother used to play that horrible show all the time when the TV was on. She used to joke about putting me on there because I like jeans and T-shirts. The show hosts probably wouldn’t like me too much, as they treat the word “comfortable” like a swear word and think you should wear the most uncomfortable clothes ever because “they make you look good”. Screw that.
Ah, you should have seen the early noughties original brit version with trinny & susannah. They were terrifying in their early days. And I actually mean *terrifying*. Modern makeover shows just seem so tame and nicey-nice in comparison. Which is a good thing.