This Week on the Web brings you another Top Three list for TVD, a shot-by-shot breakdown of the Prometheus trailer, a sample chapter from the upcoming Morganville Vampires book Black Dawn, the official Legend of Zelda timeline, Christmas Book Club, the least grateful people in the world, and more!
Christmas book club: Some recommendations for your new nook/kind/iPad/whatever.
Top Three of TVD Season Three by Sarah Brown (of Off Color TV): This one is hilarious, folks.
Shot-by-shot breakdown of the Prometheus trailer: This just became my number-one most-anticipated movie of 2012 … because Dark Knight Rises is my number JESUS FUCK PLEASE JUST LET ME SEE THE MOVIE I’LL GIVE YOU MONIES AND CANDY AND BABIES DO YOU LIKE BABIES I’LL STEAL A BABY FOR YOU JUST LET ME SEE THE DAMN MOVIE! most-anticipated movie.
Morganville Vampires: Black Dawn sample chapter: I love this series, and I’m excited that the next novel is coming out soon.
The official Legend of Zelda timeline: For those of you who aren’t as obsessed with Zelda as I sometimes am, there has been a lot of speculation/arguing over just how the games all fit into one chronology. Now, an official book celebrating the 25th anniversary of the game puts the controversy to rest. I have to say that the biggest surprise (to me) is that Link to the Past and the original Zelda itself assume Gannon kicked your ass in Ocarina of Time. That’s … ballsy.
Thor 2 to be directed by Game of Thrones helmer Alan Taylor: Pretty damn good idea, I think.
Buffy reboot staked through the heart: But at least the studio is classy enough to let the writer take all the blame.
America Horror Story rebooting: Or something. There are claims that the original cast will be returning, but they’ll be playing different characters, and I couldn’t make it past the first episode so I just don’t know and kind of don’t care?
Deathpop logos: Because Hanson is the work of the devil (via The Lady)
Jon Hendren retweets the worst people in the world: For example: “@SeanMcmaster1 My parents are the worst mother Fucking parents in the world fuck you mom and dad for not getting me a Iphone. FUCK YOU. FML. #Iphone” and “@Bernard_Wolf yeah she was saying she was going to upgrade my black IPhone 4 into a white one but she didnt so its #fuckmom”
Health and Fitness
Four Day Fitness – The Workouts: This is what I’m doing in the gym right now.
Inception becomes reality: Researchers claim that new skills can be acquired via lucid dreaming.
Politics and Religion
Occupy Amendment is now on the table: The constitutional amendment, introduced by Rep. Ted Deutch and Senator Bernie Sanders, would declare that corporations are not people. This article explains how this bill would become law.
Lesbian sailors share their first post don’t-ask-don’t-tell kiss: Unconfirmed reports that previously strong heterosexual marriages are crumbling by the thousands remain unconfirmed.
Newt Gingrich wants to arrest judges that disagree with him: You know, every time I think the Republicans are as terrifying as they can be … they manage to trump themselves.