Thomas Galvin is many things: an attention whore, an arrogant jerk, a jaded cynic. And an author who spends far too much time thinking about vampires and the teenage girls that love them.

He may also be a were-corgi-pire. No one is really sure, but the way he avoids the subject makes us think he’s hiding something.

Thomas lives in the desolate rust belt of New York, along with The Lady of the Manor, their two cats, Mirjen and Pixel, and Neville, a (less murderous) Corgi named Neville Shortbottom.