Biblically speaking, the jawbone of a donkey is basically the Master Sword mixed with a sniper rifle and carrying a small nuke. Samson laid waste to a thousand men with one (Judges 15:16), and Supernatural has revealed that Cain, too, used a jawbone to commit the world’s first murder.
Now, that blade can be yours, courtesy of enterprising Etsy seller AlterEgoProductions:
£77.54, which is about $125 US, if anyone’s looking for a Christmas gift for me.
I already have two Pop! vinyl figures on my shelves: Bane and C’Thulhu. If they keep making awesome things, my whole house is going to be overtaken, and people are going to stop taking me seriously.
They just released a Crow figure, because they want all of my money (ten dollars at a time).
You can buy it
for me here.