The Lady of the Manor: So … my family does this thing where we fill each other’s stockings. And I already called little bottles of booze.
Thomas: God damn it, that’s what I was going to say! Especially for the kids!
The Lady of the Manor: Yeah, there won’t be any kids there.
Thomas: God damn it, how am I supposed to corrupt youth if there aren’t any youth around! Although no youth is a plus …
The Lady of the Manor: You could get everybody candy …
Thomas: Great idea! Hey, do you happen to know everyone’s favorite candy?
The Lady of the Manor: Of course I do. They’re my family, so-
Thomas: Because I want to make sure I get something else, and hopefully derail this little traffic accident in the future.
The Lady of the Manor: …
December 10th, 2012 by Thomas
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