Thomas Galvin
Purveyor of Fine Pulp Fiction

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Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general -Mark Rippetoe

Previously, on The Secret Circle

– Creepy Cabin of Coven Craft –

Melissa Glaser: Nick is alive! Nick is alive! Nick is alive!

Faye Chamberlain: And hell bent on mass murder, chaos, and destruction.

Melissa Glaser: Do you think he’ll go steady with me?

John Blackwell: Hey Diana, got a second?

Diana Meade: For you? Absolutely not!

Cassie Blake: Don’t mind her, she’s just upset that you got her mother knocked up, and are kinda sorta responsible for all of the trauma in her life, and may or may not be plotting to murder us all in some sort of dark magic ritual.

John Blackwell: Speaking of dark magic ritual, would you like to help me find the last crystal, form the Crystal Skull, and rule the world with an iron fist?

Cassie Blake: Boy would I!

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– Grandma’s Gingerbread House –

Diana Meade: Hi Cassie! Sorry my not-daddy accidentally murdered your grandmother with his brain!

Jake Armstrong: Hi everybody, particularly all of you grieving relatives who have no idea Jane was a witch! I heard a nasty rumor that witch hunters murdered Jane because she was a witch! And now I’m gonna witch those witch hunters to death with my witch brain! Witch!

Faye Chamberlain: Jake, stop! Everyone’s going to find out that we’re a coven of witches who never do any magic!

Jake Armstrong: But we need to get revenge for Jane’s death!

Faye Chamberlain: Yes … or we could go have Fayke sex!

Jake Armstrong: Fake sex? Like, with a RealDoll?

Faye Chamberlain: Not fake sex, Fayke sex! Faye + Jake?

Jake Armstrong: What?

Faye Chamberlain: What, don’t you have a twitter?

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Previously, on The Secret Circle

– Chamberlain Chamber of Horrors –

Faye Chamberlain: I bet my family’s crystal is in my mom’s underwear drawer! Because now that my grandpa is dead, I’m certain my mom has it!

Melissa Glaser: Maybe she even murdered him for it!

Faye Chamberlain: Melissa! That’s crazy talk! Hey, do you want to read about my mom’s sexual exploits? Because they’re all in this journal right here!

Melissa Glaser: Hey, this page says you might be the other Balcoin child! I bet this isn’t even a red herring they’re dropping to set up a shocking twist at the end of the episode!

Faye Chamberlain: You’re probably right! I’m going to go try to blow things up with my brain!

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No White Noise recap – Follow @MichaelCollado and @NoWhiteNoise on Twitter

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Secret Circle Roundup

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Previously, on The Secret Circle

– Little Coffee Shop of Horrors –

Adam Conant: Hello tiny blond human, with whom I share no chemistry and toward whom I feel no sexual or romantic attraction whatsoever!

Cassie Blake: Wow, that elixir sure did a number, didn’t it?

Adam Conant: Elixer? What elixir? I’m just stating the obvious over here.

Melissa Glaser: That’s so tragic!

Faye Chamberlain: What’s tragic is how they tried to force that lame-ass love triangle on us.

Adam Conant: Hi girls! Would you like to perform menial service for paltry sums of cash!

Faye Chamberlain: Well, I am cheap, so …

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Vampire Diaries Roundup

My recap – Follow @thomascgalvin on Twitter

Price Peterson’s recap – Follow @pricepeterson on Twitter

Vampire-Diaries.net’s recap – Follow @tvdnews on Twitter

Cindy McLennan’s recap – Follow @CindyMcLennan on Twitter

Off Color TV’s recap – Follow @offcolortv on Twitter

Erin’s recap for The Voice of TV – Follow @entertainocd and @thevoiceoftv on Twitter

The Salvatore Boarding House’s recap – Follow @theSBH on Twitter

Dianne Sylvan’s recap – Follow @DSylvan on Twitter

No White Noise’ recap – Follow @MichaelCollado and @NoWhiteNoise on Twitter

TV After Dark’s recap – Follow @tvafterdark on Twitter

Andy Swift’s recap – Follow @andyswift on Twitter

Secret Circle Roundup

My recap – Follow @thomascgalvin on Twitter

Price Peterson’s recap – Follow @pricepeterson on Twitter

Off Color TV’s recap – Follow @offcolortv on Twitter

No White Noise reacp – Follow @MichaelCollado and @NoWhiteNoise on Twitter

TV After Dark’s recap – Follow @tvafterdark on Twitter

Andy Swift’s recap – Follow @andyswift on Twitter

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– Grandma’s Gingerbread House – Bedroom of Boning –

Adam Conant: Hi Cassie I love you Cassie you’re pretty Cassie I never want you to leave me Cassie you’re perfect Cassie we belong together Cassie when I touch you it’s like magic Cassie and not the kind of magic we claim to be able to do Cassie but the sappy love song kind Cassie!

Cassie Blake: Oh god, it was your first time, wasn’t it? Somebody help! I’ve got a stage five clinger here!

The Lady of the Manor: Come oooooooon demon baby!

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Vampire Diaries Roundup

My recap – Follow @thomascgalvin on Twitter

Price Peterson’s recap – Follow @pricepeterson on Twitter

Vampire-Diaries.net’s recap – Follow @tvdnews on Twitter

Carina Adly MacKenzie’s recap – Follow @cadlymack on Twitter

Cindy McLennan’s recap – Follow @CindyMcLennan on Twitter

Off Color TV’s recap – Follow @offcolortv on Twitter

Erin’s recap for The Voice of TV – Follow @entertainocd and @thevoiceoftv on Twitter

The Salvatore Boarding House’s recap – Follow @theSBH on Twitter

Dianne Sylvan’s recap – Follow @DSylvan on Twitter

DK Burrow’s recap – Follow @txvdfan on Twitter

No White Noise’ recap – Follow @MichaelCollado and @NoWhiteNoise on Twitter

TV After Dark’s recap – Follow @tvafterdark on Twitter

Andy Swift’s recap – Follow @andyswift on Twitter

Secret Circle Roundup

My recap – Follow @thomascgalvin on Twitter

Price Peterson’s recap – Follow @pricepeterson on Twitter

Off Color TV’s recap – Follow @offcolortv on Twitter

No White Noise: He Said and She Said‘s recaps – Follow @MichaelCollado and @NoWhiteNoise on Twitter

TV After Dark’s recap – Follow @tvafterdark on Twitter

Andy Swift’s recap – Follow @andyswift on Twitter

Previously, on The Secret Circle

– Chamberlain Chamber of Horrors –

Dawn Chamberlain: Hi Faye! Let’s play a game! It’s a game called “I’m a respectable young woman who isn’t going to endager her mother’s job or reputation!”

Faye Chamberlain: I have an even better game we can play! It’s called “I suck Charles Meade’s ding dong! It tastes like ice cream!” Unless you want to move on to John Blackwell.

Dawn Chamberlain: Why you little – John Blackwell is alive? 0_o

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– Meade Manor – Loft of Leaving –

Cassie Blake: Hi Diana! Thanks for letting me crash at your place, but a little birdie told me I’m going to have adult supervision again at the end of this episode!

Diana Meade: Thank God! Now I don’t have to talk to you at three AM anymore!

Cassie Blake: And I don’t have to listen to you snore!

Charles Meade: Goodbye, Cassie! You’re like the daughter I always wanted!

Diana Meade: …

Charles Meade: I’ll miss you!

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