Melissa Glaser: Nick is alive! Nick is alive! Nick is alive!
Faye Chamberlain: And hell bent on mass murder, chaos, and destruction.
Melissa Glaser: Do you think he’ll go steady with me?
John Blackwell: Hey Diana, got a second?
Diana Meade: For you? Absolutely not!
Cassie Blake: Don’t mind her, she’s just upset that you got her mother knocked up, and are kinda sorta responsible for all of the trauma in her life, and may or may not be plotting to murder us all in some sort of dark magic ritual.
John Blackwell: Speaking of dark magic ritual, would you like to help me find the last crystal, form the Crystal Skull, and rule the world with an iron fist?
Cassie Blake: Boy would I!