Alcide Herveaux: Hi Sookie! If I’d have known that you’d drop your panties after a mere fifteen shots, I’d have gotten you drunk ages ago!
Sookie Stackhouse: Wink wink wink!
Alcide Herveaux: Nudge nudge nudge!
Sookie Stackhouse: Barf barf barf!
Eric Northman: Huh. Did your penis ever make Sookie throw up?
Vampire Bill: I can’t say that it did.
Eric Northman: Neither did mine. Is there something wrong with your penis, Alcide? Is it broken?
Alcide Herveaux: 🙁