Spoiler warning: these posts are (obviously) going to be spoiler heavy, so if you haven’t read the book yet, but plan to, be careful.
Also, I don’t want to spoil things from people who are reading along with us, so please don’t talk about things that happen in latter chapters. Once these chapter-by-chapter posts are done, I’ll do one last, whole-book post where we can talk about anything that didn’t fit into a particular chapter.
If you don’t have the book, you can get it right now in digital format. And if you order the paperback, you can get a free digital copy. (Also: let me know if you have a problem getting that digital copy. It’s worked for everyone that’s tried so far, but I still don’t entirely trust it.)
Angelica: So Caitlin, would you like to become a semi-permanent guest, until I inevitably kill you in a jealous rage?
Caitlin Manning: No?
Evan: Durr let me show you to your room! Or Else! Durr.
Angelica: So, would you like a “bad guy explains the plot” speech?
Caitlin Manning: Boy would I!
Angelica: Excellent! So, as you know I am very fond of Michael(‘s penis), and I’m afraid that you’re getting in the way (of my vajayjay and his penis). Also, this whole “emo emo emo, I’m a monster and no one will ever love me emo” thing he’s got going on? Not exactly a turn on. But! I have a plan. And that plan is to starve him and torture him until he’s a wild animal, and then turn him lose on you. And once he realizes how tasty humans are, and how much fun it is to rip even the cutes ones to tender little shreds, I’m certain that he’ll fall back in love with me!
Caitlin Manning: I kind of hate this plan!
Angelica: You’re supposed to!