Spoiler warning: these posts are (obviously) going to be spoiler heavy, so if you haven’t read the book yet, but plan to, be careful.
Also, I don’t want to spoil things from people who are reading along with us, so please don’t talk about things that happen in latter chapters. Once these chapter-by-chapter posts are done, I’ll do one last, whole-book post where we can talk about anything that didn’t fit into a particular chapter.
If you don’t have the book, you can get it right now in digital format. And if you order the paperback, you can get a free digital copy. (Also: let me know if you have a problem getting that digital copy. It’s worked for everyone that’s tried so far, but I still don’t entirely trust it.)
Alexis DuPree: Hi Garret! Am I slutty enough?
Garret: I think this is a terrible idea!
Alexis DuPree: I think letting Caitlin die at the hands of a trampy vampire is a worse idea!
Garret: I grudgingly agree to help you!
Alexis DuPree: Hi Mr. vampire! I’m young and impressionable and vulnerable and into you! I sure hope you don’t try to bite me! Tee hee!
Varney the Vampire: Well hello there, little miss
Alexis DuPree: Super roommate silvering the vampire powers activate!
Garret: Great! So what do we do now?
Alexis DuPree: Torture him until he gives us Caitlin’s whereabouts!
Varney the Vampire: :-(=
Alexis DuPree: And then leave him to die in the sun!
Varney the Vampire: =D-: