This Week on the Web brings you The Evil Blood Sluts, love interests for Alaric and Bonnie (not each other, you sickos), the story of a man and his buffalo, Barnes & Noble telling Microsoft to fuck off, and Michele Bachmann telling you what Jesus would do: let your lazy ass starve. And some other, less depressing stuff!
The Evil Blood Sluts is a great name for a band: Drawn by KT, one of our commentors.
A love interest for Alaric? Some Vampire Diaries spoilers, if you’re so inclined.
A love interest for Bonnie? Some more Vampire Diaries spoilers, if you’re so inclined.
Muppets meet Twilight: Vamphibian = pure win.
Hunger Games theatrical trailer: These movies are going to print money.
Snow White and the Huntsmen trailer: I’m still not clear on why Snow White wears armor and leads an army, but whatevs.
Stephen King’s Under the Dome headed for Showtime: Well, they did a great job with Dexter, and a longer-running miniseries is really the only way to do one of King’s monsters justice, so… consider me excited.
Robocop director talks about his movie: Apparently, it’s going to feature a lot of the building and programming of Robocop, which I think will be fascinating.
More of David Tennant as an asshole vampire hunter: This will be a feature on the DVD. There are rumors of an upcoming all-Tennant Fright Night sequel, which I would see in a heartbeat.
Whatch’a thinking about: The thoughts that go through a bear’s brain. (Via Kate Morris Ainslie)
The story of a man and is buffalo: Sometimes a dog just isn’t enough.
Computers and Technology
A brief rant on the future on interactive design: This whole thing is awesome, but my favorite quote is “a tool converts what we can do into what we want to do.”
New obesity drug cuts off the blood to your fat cells: Rhesus monkeys dropped 27% of their abdominal fat in four weeks, which is hella impressive. Almost as impressive as the first comment on the article, which state the drug caused “electrolyte abnormalities, dehydration and reversible kidney failure”
Barnes & Noble to Microsoft: Go fuck yourself: B&N has blown the lid on the patents Microsoft is using to hold Android hostage. Spoiler: they’re all trivial pieces o functionality that should never have been granted a patent in the first place.
Politics and Religion
Michele Bachmann: if you’re unemployed, you should starve: Republican asshole using Bible to justify their assholeisness. News at eleven.