Interview with the Vampire - 30 Second Review

I know that this is… thirty-three years late, but they’re talking about making another Vampire Chronicles movie, and there are rumors that Robert Downey, Jr. is being tapped to play the twenty-something, blond, bisexual vampire known as Lestat de Lioncourt. A brief discussion this afternoon lead me to summarize Interview with the Vampire thusly:

Woe is me! I am a monster! And wearied by the endless passing of the years! Emo, emo, emo! (repeat for three hundred and forty pages)