Rogue One: Official Trailer

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Luke Cage official trailer

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Suicide Squad: RECAP

Some Government Stooge: So guys, I've been thinking: Superman murdered like ten or eleven thousand people when he destroyed Metropolis, right? And then kicked off an African civil war because his girlfriend is an idiot? And then he leveled a good chunk of the city fighting the cave troll from Lord of the Rings? And he's the good guy? But what if he wasn't? What if he went ... evil?

Amanda Waller: The fact of the matter is, Metahumans are real, they're dangerous, and they're the next step not only in human evolution, but also in warfare. We were lucky that Superman was just careless, but the next guy might actually be malevolent, and right now, we do not have a plan to stop him.

General Tightass: What exactly are you proposing we do?

Amanda Waller: Form a team of people with superhuman powers and well-documented mental illnesses, give them access to the most advanced weaponry available to the United States military, set them lose, and hope for the best.

General Tightass: This sounds like an excellent plan and I see no potential downsides.

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The Black Tapes S02E11 - About a Boy

Alex: Hello, Wayne Coats? I understand you have some shocking revelations about Richard Strand's youth, secrets that he would refuse to tell me and details that he would be loath to have broadcast to the public, and I was wondering if you'd care to share all of those intimate details with me, my tape recorder, and our thousands of listeners!

Wayne Coats: Why, I'd love to tell you all about my childhood friend, Richie Strand! First, you have to understand that he was always the quiet type, never dramatic, never calling attention to himself. Second, you should know that he was absolutely fearless and totally loyal. Finally, you need to remember that he gained terrible psychic powers through some dark pact with an infernal entity intent on channeling the forces of the apocalypse through young Richie's soul.

Alex: Could you go into a bit more detail about that?

Wayne Coats: Sure! See, there was this one time when some bullies knocked me down and tried to steal my bike, but Richie, who was like five years younger and outnumbered ten to one, stood up to them, never blinking, refusing to back down! Even when he was a kid the guy had cantaloupes the size of, well, cantaloupes.

Alex: No, I mean the inexplicable powers obtained through dark magics.

Wayne Coats: Oh, of course! Silly me. Well, you know about the Boy in the River, right Bobby Maimes, who was kidnapped and murdered in our home town? Well Richie had this terrible dream, a dream that showed him the ghost of a boy and a fork in a river, but that was all a metaphor. See, the ghost boy was a representation of our innocence, and the fork in the river was how our destinies were all being changed by this terrible event. But it was also pretty literal, because a demon named Tall Paul whispered terrible secrets into Richie's ear while he slept, telling him how Bobby died and where the body was hidden.

Alex: So ... PNWS boom?

Nic Silver: PNWS boom.

[PNWS Boom]

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The Black Tapes S02E10 - Welcome to the Machine

Nic Silver: Hi Alex! Great news! I've used my super sleuthing hacker skills to track down incredibly important information about Thomas Warren and the Exorcismatron 2000!

Alex: You mean you Googled his name and actually read what was on the second page of results?

Nic Silver: ...anyway, I found out that Thomas Warren sits on the Board of Directors of a company called Lucaternica, which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of DevaCorp, and their most important product is ...

Alex: Oh! I know! I know! Giant demon trapping machines used by shifty men in shady black suits performing bizarre exorcisms while supervised by incompetent medical professional!

Nic Silver: Close! They make pachinko machines!

Alex: ...Are you sure MereKatnip doesn't want to help with our investigation?

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The best shot from the new Doctor Strange trailer

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Doctor Strange second trailer

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Justice League comicon trailer

Coming 2017: Khal Drogo's Beach Vacation!

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Wonder Woman comicon trailer

Some quick reactions:

  • "What I do is not up to you" is a great fucking line
  • Holy shit the Lasso of Truth looks amazing
  • Gal Gadot is a badass. Watching her mow down bad guys armed with machine guns using nothing but a sword, shield, and rope is epic
  • Etta Candy is in a live action movie. What world are we even living in?
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Netflix / Marvel Sizzle Reel

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