Public Enemies - 30 Second Review

Captain Jack Sparrow: Cleans up real nice.

Batman: Is kind of annoying in this one. And named “Melvin.”

Three Piece Suits, Fedoras, and Tommy Guns: Are awesome.

A Bank Gets robbed.

A Dame: Gets picked up.

This Movie: Goes on and on and on and on and oh sweet God please just make it stop.

God: Ignores my pleas.

This Movie: Is like fourteen hours long, and nothing happens.

The Credits: Roll.

Thomas: Thanks God that it’s finally over.