Quantum of Solace - 30 Second Review

James Bond: drives like a maniac.

James Bond: is still a Parkour champion.

Woman Sitting Across The Aisle From Thomas: shares her disbelief with the entire theater.

Thomas: will cut you if you don’t shut up.

Random Hot(ish) Girl: goes back to see the guy that tried to kill her.

Thomas: facepalm

James Bond: drives a boat like a maniac.

The Vast Global Conspiracy: is vast, global, and conspiratorial.

Hot Chick From the Home Office: waits a respectable five minutes and twenty seconds before sleeping with James Bond.

A Bunch Of Things: happen.

Thomas: is confused.

Thomas: is bored.

Thomas: is daydreaming about User Interface Design.^*

The Bad Guys: are defeated?

James Bond’s Dead Lover’s Evil Fake Boyfriend: is caught.

Bond, James Bond: is never said.

Shaken, Not Stirred: is never said, either.

Jason Bourne: does it better.

^*Seriously. About an hour and something into this, I realized that my brain had gone on a little vacation, and was thinking about the cool stuff I can do with the JavaFX library.