The Vampire Diaries – S02E06 – Plan B

Previously, on The Vampire Diaries…

– The Gilbert House – Elena’s Love Nest –

Elena Gilbert: Stares longingly at Stefan~~‘s abs~~.

Stefan Salvatore: You’re staring!

Elena Gilbert: I’m gazing!

Stefan Salvatore: It’s creepy!

Elena Gilbert: It’s romantic!

Thomas and The Girlfriend: Have had this exact conversation, with the roles reversed.

– Mrs. Flowers’ Boarding House – Den of Debauchery –

Katherine Pierce and Mason Lockwood: Roll around in bed.

Katherine Pierce: Mason, keep quiet! People will think I’m a floozy if they know the actress that plays me is making out with two hot guys in the opening montage!

Millions of Girls Across the Nation: Jealousy.

– The Gilbert House – Elena’s Love Nest –

Elena Gilbert: So, do you think we should skip the volunteer event at the Lockwoods’ today?

Stefan Salvatore: What, just because he tried to murder me? Elena, if I avoided everyone that’s tried to murder me, I wouldn’t be able to leave the house!

– Mrs. Flowers’ Boarding House – Den of Debauchery –

Katherine Pierce: So, where’s the moonstone?

Mason Lockwood: Down there. Lower. Lower. Lower…

Katherine Pierce: …those are not the stones I was looking for.

– The Gilbert House – Elena’s Love Nest –

Stefan Salvatore: Remember, no PDAs when we’re at the Lockwoods’!

Elena Gilbert: Pout!

Stefan Salvatore: Because Katherine will find out and get pissed and murder you in your sleep?

Elena Gilbert: Oh right!

– Mrs. Flowers’ Boarding House – Den of Debauchery –

Katherine Pierce: Nom nom nom tasty wolf blood nom!

– The Gilbert House – Elena’s Love Nest –