Vampire Diaries – S03E02 – The Hybrid

Rachel Reporter: And in a shocking development, a resident of Mystic Falls died in what appears to be a completely non-bobcat related accident…

Elena Gilbert: Hi Damon! I’m sorry I kinda chewed you out right after your girlfriend died! Why didn’t you tell me?

Damon Salvatore: Because you’re an eighteen year old high school student and the only people allowed to help me through my grief are Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker?

Elena Gilbert: But enough about you! Let’s talk about Stefan, who totally called me last night!

Damon Salvatore: What did he say?

Elena Gilbert: Absolutely nothing!

Damon Salvatore: Yeah, that sounds like Stefan. Anyway, do you remember that conversation we had about all of the murders Stefan is doing? Trail of bodies? Pools of blood? Ruined dart boards? Stefan’s a lost cause.

Elena Gilbert: But if he was a lost cause he wouldn’t have called me!

Damon Salvatore: Now? You pick now to start being all logical and insightful? Goddammit.

Elena Gilbert: Anyway, I’m going to go get my thirty year old history teacher out of bed. Tee hee!