Vampire Diaries – S03E07 – Ghost World

Damon Salvatore: Very funny, Stefan. I spend two hundred and some odd short years trying to make your life a living hell, and then you go all Ripper and chain me to a piece of office furniture. And run me through with hot pokers. And rub wolfsbane on my face…

Stefan Salvatore: Yeah, so, no idea what the hell you’re talking about, but this is already boring the crap out of me, so I’m going to go ravage some coeds. TTFN!

Mason Lockwood: Hi Damon! You look wan! You should get some sun!