Vampire Diaries – S03E09 – Homecoming

– Castle Salvatore –

Klaus: Hi Stefan! Did you know Portland is full of werewolves? Seriously, they’re just growing on trees out here. Well, they were, until I gave them my blood and Elena’s blood and turned them into a bunch of unkillable murder machines.

Stefan Salvatore: Neat! Say, your father dropped by and we killed him. You should totally come back to Mystic Falls to check out the body. Like, soon. Maybe by the end of the night.

Klaus: You wouldn’t be lying to me, would you Stefan?

Stefan Salvatore: Nope!

Klaus: Well in that case I’ll be over in ten minutes! That’s how long it takes to travel from Portland to Virginia, right? Want me to pick up a pizza on my way through Chicago?

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