Vampire Diaries – S04E04 – The Five

Glinda the Good Witch of the South(ern United States): “Sacred fire and magic tattoos, mystic swords and sigils too, forge now warriors, five in all, to make the vampires shake and -” wait a second, I thought the Slayers were supposed to be, you know, girls.

Brock: But our tresses are both long and luscious!

Grock: Our features soft and feminine!

Drock: Our bodies totally devoid of hair!

Frock: Our hands soft and smooth!

Krock: And our bosoms full and voluptuous!

Glinda the Good Witch of the South(ern United States): Close enough! Slayermake!

The Lady of the Manor: All of the wigs! None of the shirts! It’s a flashback episode!