Vampire Diaries – S04E12 – A View to a Kill

previously, on The Vampire Diaries…

Stefan Salvatore: OMG what have I done OMG I hate hatesex with Rebekah OMG my chastity in in tatters OMG how will I ever forgive myself OMG I have to get out of here OMG maybe if I’m careful she won’t wake up OMG she’s snoring that’s a good sign OMG what would Lexi think OMG okay time to activate my super vampire sneaking powers …

Klaus: Hi Stefan! It looks like you’re trying to sneak out of Rebekah’s apartment! Hey Rebekah! Did you hear that! Stefan’s trying to sneak out of your apartment!

Stefan Salvatore: I hate you so much.

Klaus: …Does that mean we’re going to have hatesex too?

Stefan Salvatore: So. Much.

Klaus: Anyway, Kol is running about with my Magic Daggers of Original Inconvenience and the Splintery Shaft of Sudden Slaughter, and since I really enjoy having complete power over you …

Rebekah: Go fuck yourself?

Stefan Salvatore: No, I’m good. Last night wore me out. I –

Rebekah: Not you, Stefan, him.

The Lady of the Manor: This entire show could be Klaus close-arguing and I would watch it every single week.