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Vampire Diaries – S05E02 – True Lies
– Mystic Falls – Gathering of Honestly We Just Needed a Crowd To Die –
Bonnie Bennett: Dead diary: today I learned that being a non-corporeal spirit isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be, especially when you’re watching your father get murdered.
Jeremy the Vampire Slayer: I’d totally give you a hg right now, but you know, non-corporeal spirit and all.
– The Lost Woods –
Katherine Pierce: Wow, running through the woods wearing nothing but a slinky bathrobe is way less fun now that I can actually get hurt and run out of breath.
Tessa Tattle Tale: Hi Katherine! I’m gonna give you to Silas! Pepper spray!
Katherine Pierce: Hi Tessa! I’m going to pound your head into the asphalt! Asphalt!
Matt Donovan: Hi Katherine! I have a shotgun and a death wish! Make my day!
