No Spoilers! The Vampire Diaries Speculation Thread of Great Justice

Since we’ve got a few weeks to kill before the next episode of The Vampire Diaries airs, I figured I’d create a thread where we can all speculate as to what we think will be happening once we make our way back to Mystic Falls.

This is a no spoiler thread, so if you know something that we don’t, please go here.

As for my take:

Katherine is feeling all misty-eyed over her family, and that means feeling for great-great-granddaughter Elena. Redemption arc? I’m thinking yes. I’m also thinking that once Klause comes to town, the Scoobie Gang is going to bust her out of the tomb – thanks to Bonnie and Luka – and enlist her aid in Operation Ass Kicking.

Elena: will become a vampire by the end of the season. But who will be her sire?

Rose: is going to continue to work her way into Damon’s conscience and heart, and then she’ll die. Five episodes tops.

Tyler and Caroline: is going to happen, and I’m going to be pissed. But! Tyler’s a jerk, and hopefully Caroline will realize that he’s just one more tic on her ‘I date jerks’ list. And then start dating the jerk that I actually like, Damon.

The Lame Ass Mayan Curse of Mild Inconvenience and the Strange Case of the Very European Bloodline: will be quietly forgotten, and then someone’s going to say “Aztec? No, the curse was cast by a bunch of gypsies.”

Klaus: Will be a stereotypical Euro-trash vampire, and will not (quite) live up to his hype.

What are your thoughts?