Conversations with The Lady - Stocking Stuffers

The Lady of the Manor: So … my family does this thing where we fill each other’s stockings. And I already called little bottles of booze.

Thomas: God damn it, that’s what I was going to say! Especially for the kids!

The Lady of the Manor: Yeah, there won’t be any kids there.

Thomas: God damn it, how am I supposed to corrupt youth if there aren’t any youth around! Although no youth is a plus …

The Lady of the Manor: You could get everybody candy …

Thomas: Great idea! Hey, do you happen to know everyone’s favorite candy?

The Lady of the Manor: Of course I do. They’re my family, so-

Thomas: Because I want to make sure I get something else, and hopefully derail this little traffic accident in the future.

The Lady of the Manor: …

Thomas: :-D