Conversations with The Lady - The Whole Fucking Bible

The Lady of the Manor: We sold another one of your old Jesus-ey books.

Thomas: Which one?

The Lady of the Manor: Matthew Henry’s Commentary.

Thomas: Oh yeah. How much did we get for it?

The Lady of the Manor: Like two bucks.

Thomas: Seriously? That think cost me like forty dollars. Of course, there probably aren’t a whole lot of people clamoring for Matthew Henry’s Complete Commentary on the Whole Fucking Bible. Of couse, if it actually was called Matthew Henry’s Complete Commentary on the Whole Fucking Bible, more people might pick it up…

The Lady of the Manor: So, about dinner …?