Conversations with The Lady - Vegetables

The Lady: According to an Australian study, eating eight servings of fruit and vegetables a day can increase happiness just as much as going from unemployment to employment.

Thomas: But I’m not unemployed.

The Lady: That’s not the point.

Thomas: And I’m not Australian.

The Lady: Super not the point.

Thomas: And the point is …

The Lady: …You should eat a vegetable?

Thomas: … Cheese is a vegetable.

The Lady: How are you even still alive?