The Vampire Diaries – S02E02 – Brave New World

Previously, on The Vampire Diaries…

Thomas: Would like to point out that he is still pissed off at how fast people smother to death on TV. Go ahead, try to hold your breath for as long as Katherine was pillow-killing Caroline. Bet you didn’t die, did you?

Caroline Forbes: Wow, that sure was a wacky dream I had about Elena being a vampire and murdering me in my sleep! Tee hee!

Nurse Threelines: Um, back to bed honey.

Caroline Forbes: Gee, I sure am hungry. And you smell delicious. And that blood pack looks awfully tasty…

Nurse Threelines: That’s nice, dear. We’ll get you a psych consult in the morning.

Caroline Forbes: Blood sneak! Eew, this tastes disgusting! Just kidding! Blood is delicious! Om nom nom!