The Vampire Diaries – S02E04 – Memory Lane

Previously, on The Vampire Diaries…

– The Living Room Couch –

Thomas: Hey babe, wanna watch The Vampire Diaries with me?

The Girlfriend: …sure?

– Stegan Salvatore’s Katherine-Addled Brain –

Stefan Salvatore: Hi Katherine! It’s the eighteen hundreds, and we’re dancing! Kissyface!

Katherine Pierce: Tut tut, Stefan! You know these people are all sexually repressed! Let’s just wave at each other!

Stefan Salvatore: Say, Damon looks pissed that you picked me to escort you to the ball!

Katherine Pierce: Well he’s just going to have to concede the fact that you’re a better lover dancer than he is. Besides, he’s found someone else to occupy his time…

Elena Gilbert: Hi Damon! Ravish me please!